Aries
A small plan does not need an impressive starting signal. Just say: shall we? For a game of cards, that is quite an opening ceremony.
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A little wink from the stars
Choose your star sign and take a playful thought into your day.
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Birthday on 2 October?
Happy birthday, Libra!
We wish you generous birthday greetings, an unexpectedly funny conversation and just the right amount of bustle for your taste. For the year ahead: time to be a beginner at something, people happy to join you and plans that can still change direction. Today you only have one role to play: the birthday person.
See the horoscopes for 2 OctoberTaurus
What would you name an ice-cream flavour that does not exist yet? Sunday Afternoon with Crumbs is welcome. You do not have to actually make it.
Gemini
Together, invent a question that may only receive a thoroughly unlikely answer. Why does the moon not wear a hat? Let the answers go cheerfully off course.
Cancer
Give an ordinary welcome a little extra room. Say someone’s name, pull up a chair or wave a little longer. Choose what suits the moment.
Leo
For an imaginary awards ceremony, invent your own category. Best Rediscovered Glove is a good contender. An acceptance speech on the winner’s behalf is optional.
Virgo
For fun, read one sentence as though it were a railway station announcement. Even the news that the biscuits have run out deserves a calm, clear voice.
Libra
Your imaginary party committee only needs one question today: what sounds fun? The minutes can consist of a drawing of a balloon.
Scorpio
Look at a closed door and imagine the extraordinary room that might be behind it. A library for lost umbrellas? Feel free to leave the door closed.
Sagittarius
Invent a stop for a bus that does not actually run anywhere. Nobody has to get off at View of Nothing. A destination can simply be a joke.
Capricorn
Keep an amusing slip of the tongue in mind. You do not have to correct it or tease the speaker. Sometimes a sentence is allowed a little stumble.
Aquarius
What subject would you add to a completely imaginary school timetable? Sorting Clouds or Disagreeing Kindly? Abolishing homework could be a proposal too.
Pisces
Give an imaginary present that will not fit in a box: an extra Sunday, for example. Wrap it in your mind. You can borrow a rainbow for the ribbon.
These horoscopes are playfully written for your enjoyment, not as factual predictions.